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The name given to someone who is just so ridiculously pointless and annoying that 'Twatcrumpet' is the only way to sum them up.
Sat on the bus next to a 40yr old whorebag in double denim and a silly twatcrumpet taking up two seats with her rolls of fat.
by grwg94 May 10, 2011
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021