by victorrrrrrrriaaaa *- April 14, 2009
Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.
People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.
Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.
Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”
by jacandy December 19, 2019
Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.
by White Goodmen February 03, 2018
by #Bringbackthefinger! February 14, 2020
by Twatching March 05, 2015
Twatch
1. To watch your Twitter timeline without tweeting.
2. To not have a Twitter, but still follow along with celebrities' and your friends' tweets and trending topics.
1. To watch your Twitter timeline without tweeting.
2. To not have a Twitter, but still follow along with celebrities' and your friends' tweets and trending topics.
Kevin: Son, get on Twitter.
Derek: I am.
Kevin: The fuck? You haven't tweeted anything in two days.
Derek: I know, man. I just been twatching something serious.
Joe: That #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
Matt: Dude, do you even have a Twitter?
Joe: No, I just twatch.
Derek: I am.
Kevin: The fuck? You haven't tweeted anything in two days.
Derek: I know, man. I just been twatching something serious.
Joe: That #dirtysanchez trending topic last night was so epic.
Matt: Dude, do you even have a Twitter?
Joe: No, I just twatch.
by LeTwatcher June 10, 2011