Twat pickle can be used in the place of the word Dick.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

There is no real definition for this word other than it cannot be used for the literal meaning of one or either of the words that compose it.

- Always open for interpretation.

One who simply acts as a twat and looks like a pickle. Also refer to bitch, pickle, and twat.