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The act of inserting one's head into a gaping vagina, as if to wear as a hat or mask.
She had a bit of a clown's pocket, so the only way forward was the twat hat.
by The Royal Tenenclams April 26, 2010
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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a twat hat is a silly hat that has become big around Liverpool since 2005/2006 the twat hat is a silly hat with flaps on the side, its like a south park hat but alot shitter and it makes ya look like a tit!
lads who think there hard wear them! but there not there knobheads!

aka LOWEY
omfg lad!!! look at him in that stupid twat hat, lets kick him!

Bad boy 1: look at that lad in the lowey smashing up the bus stop

Bad boy 2: thats not a lowey its a twat hat!

by Kae Dubbleyoo September 22, 2008
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The twat hat actually exists - staff at a large imaging company are made to wear the hat for an amount of time commensurate with their stupidity.

It is also known for staff at the company to begin chanting "Hat! Hat! Hat!" when someone's been particularly twattish.
'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'
by Cap'n B March 18, 2005
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1)NOUN : "twat hat" is a insult which is used when not wanting to risk your reputation, job oppurtunities, or school grades. A good substitute to assshole and slag bag

2)NOUN : the twat hat does not exsist as a physical object, but as a figment of the insultor or insultees imagionation.
(student to teacher) " AN F!!?? I studied for weeks!! what are you a twat hat or something?!"
by Sazamassive July 06, 2006
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