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An insult for an ugly person whom you don't like, especially if they have beedy, untrustworthy eyes. Helpful if one is staring at you or your girlfriend, you are drunk and want a fight.
"Who the fuck are you looking at, Twat Eyes?"
by ashteroid November 08, 2006
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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Used as an insult of a similar nature to numpty. Twateye is not related to Cockeye.
The Twateye had fallen off his bicycle again. Foolish numpty!
by M.Russell July 13, 2004
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