noun.

A group of female Twitter followers normally comprising of:

1. Undersexed individuals.
2. Those with a higher smut vocubulary than a copy of Viz.
3. Those with a liking of cats, chocolate & gin (not necessarily in that order).
4. Undervalued public sector workers in need of escapism.
5. Bored Housewives,

that a sad male keyboard warrior (possibly overweight/ugly/ginger) engages with via public innuendo and DMs leading up to private messaging and dirty pic swapping.

When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.