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There is that one annoying kid in class and you just can’t think of anything else to call them because they are that much of a twat. Why not just call them a twanner then they are a twat and a tool. And it’s much easier to say twanner instead of twat and spanner.
“Miss there is homework due in and by the way somebody in this class said a swear word I think you should keep them all behind”

“Mate she is such a twanner man”
by Sheis_notleng October 04, 2020
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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The act of gluing, pasting, gumming, sticking, cementing, and/or plastering a twat shut

Can also be used as a word to say: shut up or shut the fuck up etc.
Oh my god, somebody twanner that bitch before I go fucking insane!
by HiBob12 July 09, 2010
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