A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

Country-influenced music created by emotionally overwrought people, typically recorded in a lo-fi fashion and released independently or on a small label. Elicits feelings of boredom and/or unrequited love. Often only appreciated decades after being released by city dwellers longing for the simplicity of the life they had in their hometown.

When a girl is blowing you and and the last second pinches the head of your dick you so can't cum.

Wanking.

An epic dumbs**t. Simply beyond dumb.

The pungent aroma that develops and seeps from a junkies pores when injecting street drugs.

Minge twang is a subtle, yet unmistakable vagina odor. The odor is usually, but not always, unwashed vagina.