A moron. Used offensively most of the time.

Someone who used to be a potential girlfriend/boyfriend, but no longer is.

To truient school. Me mark n andy walk round the village to miss lessons we dont like. Often involves writin faulse notes or shading out of school. Always fun especially in parks or woods smoking.
Either go into town, walk round the village or go to anyone's house hus parents arent in. Or visit someone who's genreally absent from school

A right bastard, a twat, a slag. Someone who's just a mean old prick.

In conjunction with Twitter usage, to brag about one's tweet after the fact.

To call someone a Twag means to call them a Twat and a Slag

a cross between a Twat and a Fag