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A moron. Used offensively most of the time.
Person A: What a twag, he thought putting a battery in a blender would be a good idea!
by larkofthesky September 25, 2011
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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To truient school. Me mark n andy walk round the village to miss lessons we dont like. Often involves writin faulse notes or shading out of school. Always fun especially in parks or woods smoking.
Either go into town, walk round the village or go to anyone's house hus parents arent in. Or visit someone who's genreally absent from school
Hey guys, you twagging ICT?

Hey, you missed out we twagged Maths

Hey, You twagging English

Hey, I hate history fo you want to twag it?

We took GCSE twagging

You get the point . . . .
by Fat Baby March 22, 2007
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A right bastard, a twat, a slag. Someone who's just a mean old prick.
Jeez, Bozza's a real twag today, ain't he?
by twagster September 15, 2009
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In conjunction with Twitter usage, to brag about one's tweet after the fact.
Dork: "Did you see what I said to spacepirateboy42? It was so funny!"
Me: "Dude, stop twagging, nobody gives a shit"
by lowerrightofthemitten July 19, 2009
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To call someone a Twag means to call them a Twat and a Slag
by Lozza.17 July 09, 2021
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a cross between a Twat and a Fag
"He is such a Twag"-Lane Smith
by Brennan Schloo May 26, 2004
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