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One who twaffles.
Cashier: So, the total for one tennis racket and a bottle of maple syrup is $15.67. If I didn't know better, I'd say you were a twaffler.
Twaffler: *Awkward Silence*
by CarringtonBS February 11, 2009
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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Someone who smells like a waffle twat. Such as Scottie Phillips or Damon Phillips.
Scottie and damon are such twafflers.
by bitchbitch31 December 31, 2016
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