Friend #1: *drunkenly texting* Todd shit skincjn

Friends #2,3,4: can you just not

Friend #1: bro I’m trashed and I just hooked up with a two-fifty
Friend #5: well, looks like we got another Tuu Fiddyy

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak