1.)To cause any object to malfunction,cease to be, break, be harmed, destroyed,stop functioning or any other bad thing that could happen to something you love.

2.)To act in a strange social manner characterized by awkwardness and a lack of dexterity with the ladies.

v. pt. making accusations and/or threatning criminal charges based on false assumptions and ignorance of the situaton. esp when consequences of said action extend far beyond the individual's normal sphere of influence.

The act of trying to call someone so many times that they literally will do anything at all costs to avoid you. You basically make them hate you because your constant barrage of phone calls is so overwhelming. This is most applicable in business but could be used as an action verb with relationships.

Also known as turtle, is a short boy who can be extremely annoying but funny at the same time. He loves to eat and he shows it. He has little friends besides a few girls who are a grade older than him and are practically related to him. He has one other friend his age who he hardly ever sees. But any girl (if any ever come around) would be lucky to have this weird (in a good way), silly, smart, and kind boy (again this can only happen if any girl was to ever shown interest in him, which prob wont happen, oof) Also he may be tiny but he is very fierce 😂. He can take anyone down in an instant thanks to his jujitsu skills and may possibly win in a fight.

Verb inspired by the traveling nightmares, mishaps and missed flights of one Stephen D Tuttle.

a fat short ill-tempered man who resembles a leprechaun
also a man obsessed with food

The act of holding open the asshole and purring inside of it.