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The act of licking, rimming, analingus, and tonguing a woman's asshole while stimulating her clitoris with your thumb. This works best if she is in a doggy style position with her ass up and her head down. As her legs start to quiver just before she cums, slide your tongue deep in her rectum and she will have the best orgasm ever. After doing this technique night after night I have found even the most timid women will be curious about anal sex, even the ones who swore they would never do it.
The best "Tushy licking" joke
Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?
A: Even though you know it’s wrong, your eventually gonna put your tongue on it.
Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?
A: Even though you know it’s wrong, your eventually gonna put your tongue on it.
by buttbyter July 04, 2011
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009