A place with many tribes;
Wannabe thugs, hackjob rappers, LOTS of stray methheads and dope whores; kids are older than their parents;

There are only 5 outcomes in T-town: Military, Firefighter/ Cop, Nurse, Failed Rappers, or Dead.

Tuscaloosa County high school- a school in Tuscaloosa alabama filled with nicotine addicted people. The school with the most whores.

At a live Alabama football game, you suckled your actively lactating wife in the stadium – because she needed you to.

In the middle of making tender love to a diabetic girl, your blood sugar levels start to spike. She, in a fit of passion, injects her insulin shot into your dick. You scream but realize that it feels good, so you ask for more. You're swollen with insulin, which reincorporates into your bloodstream and causes a coma. While in the coma the diabetic girl tap dances on your chest, which expels all the extra gas in your colon, the "tooter". After long enough the last meal you ate will be expelled as feces - all natural - and she collects in a pair of red cowboy boots, which she places on your feet. Then you wake up from the coma and realize the diabetic girl was your sister. You scream and shot but she just seems pleased with herself, and after you take off the red cowboy boots in disgust, she licks your feet clean. It feels good, but you're confused.

A move in the game of checkers whereby the most superior player will use 4-5 of his or her pieces to surround and trap the opponets checkers...cause an obvious victory except in the breakroom at Super Target

A move in the game of checkers whereby a player uses 4-5 of his/her pieces to surround and flank the oppositions pieces, which causes defeat 99.9% of the time...except in certain breakrooms

In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.