To masturbate vigorously, to the point where one loses himself completely in the act. Many people who are caught Tus Wutching have been found with their face frozen in morbid delight like a petrified joker. Tus wutchers usually have incredibly foul breath and poor communication skills.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed