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When one pulls his chariot(car) right through one parking spot into the one on the other side of the isle preventing someone who thought they found a spot from parking in said spot
I was looking for a parking spot for hours and I finally found one and some Asian was totally turttlenecking me!!
by hirochi June 28, 2014
Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015