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Top definition
Turtlesneeze
When you
go in
for
a slow
kiss but accidentally
sneeze
in the person's face.
I waited forever for him to
kiss me
but it
ended
up being a
turtlesneeze
.
by
popomonkey23
March 16, 2015
Get a
Turtlesneeze
mug for your coworker Beatrix.
2
turtle sneeze
A turtle
kiss gone wrong; when you
stradle
over someones face and try to give them
a turtle
kiss, instead
sharting
all over their face.
That
turtle kiss
was bad enough, but it ended up turning into
a turtle
sneeze
.
by
Alen Shravi
January 18, 2010
Get a
turtle sneeze
mug for your papa José.