Urban Dictionary: Turtleness

two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

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two handed turtle

when someone gives a guy a handjob with one hand and catches his shit with the other as its coming out of his ass.

David: Hey man! Little Red gave me a two handed turtle last night.

by muleymomma May 19, 2014

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Wang turtle

A penis that has an abnormally tough outer skin. Also known as a chode.

"O. yeah let get in there...."said the man "Ow did you put it in yet..." says the girl "yeah it feels so good doesn't it!" "Um... maybe on your end i'm not feeling anything on this end..."

later that night...

"Yeah i was with this guy Nick Motta earlier he has such a wang turtle..."

by Motta101 August 14, 2011

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warm turtle

The act of rimming someone when they have your head locked between their thighs.

My girlfriend wouldn't rim me so i tried a warm turtle.

by Che3zy April 18, 2021

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Wash my turtle

Wash my turtle is used by someone ironically saying that he has a lot of important things to do.

I can't go out today.I have to wash my turtle.

by Fotindigo January 25, 2019

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Went turtle

To flip upside down; to invert an airplane

Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!

by Life's a Beech June 01, 2019

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Went turtle

To flip upside down; to invert an airplane

Man he absolutely fucked his V1 cut. Kicked the wrong rudder and it went turtle on him!

by Life's a Beech June 01, 2019

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