A turtle that is always trying to knock you out with a person with a buzz cut whose head is always cold

The opposite of a turtle’s head. Having made it to the lavatory, dropped a big one and flushed. The turtle’s tail can be found lurking on the consumer side of the U bend.

When someone is acting really retarded and you got no other way to describe them

When you have to poop really bad and you feel it oozing out your ass

to annoy.

When you sit down and your penis inside itself.

when you shield someone from your bitch ass self because they could not handle it because they are baby