The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like

A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.

a penis that looks like a turtle because they have not been circumsized.

someone that takes a long time to get laid.

a man's penis receding or shrinking because of seeing or experiencing something extremely unattractive.

When you get out of a pool and your penis is so small it looks like a turtle penis!