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A handjob received whilst on Adderall
Jacob popped an addy and decided a turtle tug was more important than his studies
by Milli Milli McMoney March 04, 2014
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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As a last resort to resolve an argument, An all out Tug- of- War Tournament over green jello
Wayne: Hey, i think there is only one way for us to settle this argument

Amanda: And how is that exactly?

Wayne: We play a game of Turtle Tug, loser ends up in jello, and the winner will be correct

Amanda: Lets do this!
by Jets554 July 05, 2011
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