Apr 22 Word of the Day
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Having a man lay flat on his back while having a erection, then the lover of the man stomps on it causing the penis to retract like q turtle's head
by Katrian March 06, 2020
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The act of sliding and shoving a shotgun into someone's anus and then pulling the trigger. (Turtle dicked being the past tense)
"I turtle dicked that dude so hard his entrails are all over the wall!"
"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"
"I've gotten really good at turtle dicking in Call of Duty lately"
by TotteryWolf September 24, 2017