by The Grammar Nazi August 18, 2002
by Ryan_T January 05, 2009
During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.
Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."
Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"
Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"
by The Pimp's Bologna February 24, 2008
"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"
by mudduck69 June 30, 2009
by TBagginTballs May 01, 2009
A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table and places the Danish directly over her anus. The male then proceeds to have anal intercourse with her through the European pastry. The female then defecates on the penis. She immediately turns around and performes oral sex, ensuring to consume all of the Danish and her defecation. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.
by Tuffmcgruff January 01, 2018
by lildudefly February 18, 2019