Mixin' some good vinyls; behind the wheels of steel.
Let's go to the club and check out some phat turntablism!
by The Grammar Nazi August 18, 2002
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One who can lie or distort facts or recollections of events.
*a guy lies to a cop after an incident*

Wow, you spun that shit like a turntable!
by Ryan_T January 05, 2009
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During sexual intercourse, when a woman sits atop the man and spins around while having diareah. The woman's feces should transpire around the room, like spinart.
Greg- "Hey Joe, let's have the party at your place tonight."

Joe- "I can't my man, me and the misses tried a Russian turntable last night, the place is a mess!"
by The Pimp's Bologna February 24, 2008
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Eating a girls butthole out and playing with her clitorous at the same time. Hint the name.
"Hey baby, do you want to give me a Rusty Turntable tonight or are you scared to do it after I ate atomic chili?"
by mudduck69 June 30, 2009
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to place human feces on a plate and microwave it until it explodes.
"Don't make that popcorn, can't you smell that I just did a Tampa Turntable?"
by TBagginTballs May 01, 2009
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A male bakes a homemade cherry or cream cheese Danish (bakers choice). Once it is finished and slightly cooled down, a blindfolded female assumes the "doggy" position on the kitchen table and places the Danish directly over her anus. The male then proceeds to have anal intercourse with her through the European pastry. The female then defecates on the penis. She immediately turns around and performes oral sex, ensuring to consume all of the Danish and her defecation. She must then guess the flavor of the Danish filling before taking off the blindfold.
She totally failed at the Danish Turntable! She thought it was cherry, so we had to do it again!
by Tuffmcgruff January 01, 2018
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A famous misquote by michael scott, describing instant karma.
"Well, well, well... How the turntables have . . . turned''
by lildudefly February 18, 2019
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