When you combine the merits of the Jersey stranger with auto erotic asphyxiation. The definition comes from not being able to breath on the real Jersey turnpike. Gigity.
The other night I was giving myslelf a jersey turnpike and almost dropped the soap.
by Turd Ferguson, thats funny February 24, 2010
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The way people drive on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, characterized by rapidly switching form lane to lane, passing large gropus of cars or mack trucks at a time, all to keep up the desired cruising speed of 75 to 90 Mph.

This is not to be confused with weaving, or reckless driving, because it doesn't result in accidents, and doesn't involve cutting people off.
Bryan: (Lives near Pittsburgh): Dude, wanna go hang out and hit Kennywood this weekend?
Zak: (Lives near Harrisburg): Yeah. Looks like I'll be doing the turnpike dance tonight!
by Zak Zennii July 30, 2006
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1.An overexagerated explanation for why it smells like tuna in your kitchen.(or various other places)
2.A females genital area
3.Fun to say
(not a commenly used word)
"Damn it smelt bad in my kitchen last night but i blamed it on my moms Tuna Turnpike".

"I stuck it in her Tuna Turnpike so hard last night"
by Woah Shit January 16, 2007
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This tricky roadside position is an Ohio favorite! It invovles the driver and 3 passengers in to satisfy the criterion to complete a "suck-cessful" Ohio Turnpike. The most basic version of this sexy drive-by deviancy, proudly founded by the historic Byrne family, allows each member of the road trip to be pleasured simultaneously. The role of the driver is the trickiest part, as he/she has to focus on staying on the road while doing the "reach-behind" to the driver immediately behind them. The driver side passenger then has to orally suffice the other back seat passenger, while they do a reach around to the shot-gun passenger.

Perhaps the second most difficult part is the shotgun man/woman has to do oral on the driver without interfering with his/her driving operations. While seemingly challenging, this clever position proves that it truly is "hip to be square".... Or in one at least.
Kenny: "This road trip is sooo borring.... Ohio sucks."

Megan: "Wait a minute guys, Ohio is good for a lot of things, and I bet we could make this trip a lot better with some old fashioned fun, The Ohio Turnpike."

Kenny: "Why.... what is that?"

Megan: "Well, I think it's best to learn by example."

Eddie: "Hmmm.... I don't like the sounds of this...."
by holla@ya March 03, 2011
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Screwing a woman from behind while she is on her period, you pull out and put it in her ass. When you are ready to cum, you shoot it on her face. Your cock will look like NJ turnpike roadkill, and smell like the NJ turnpike with the window rolled down.
I picked this girl up at the bar and I gave her a jersey turnpike.
by Chuck Stallings January 11, 2008
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When fucking a girl, you pull out, take a quick turn and stick it in her ass.
She wouldnt let me put it in her ass, so i had to take the Jersey Turnpike
by RichardPorter May 24, 2006
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A delicious shot, usually served after closing time. When cleaning up the bar, the contents of the rubber bar mat are poured into a shot glass (or glasses) and drunk in one gulp.
The alcoholic version of a graveyard.
Ah, you're out of money but if you have another shot you'll pass out and shut the f**k up? How about a jersey turnpike?
by Kapoleon October 13, 2004
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