1. Lisa: "So, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time last night."

Natalie: "Really!? Oh my god, how was it?"

Lisa: "It was okay... but when he started climaxing, he farted! It smelled so bad!"

Natalie: "Ew!! What a turn off!"

2. "There was this random girl who danced with me at the party last night. She was so hot. But when she grinned at me at me, I noticed she was missing two front teeth. Immediately turned me off, man."

Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'

"My ex does a much better blowjob than you"

"Is your mother/daughter dating"

"How much do you weigh anyway?"

"Can we get this on"

etc, etc

like if u see a girl and she starts giveing u a bj and ur like fuk yea this is so hot and ur excited and "turned on" and then she takes off her pants and has a dick and then takes off her/his wig and is a man then ur like wtf, want to go puke, want to kill it, and are "turn off"

That pedestrian walking across the street was such a big turn off for me.

I decided to turn off myself.