by LoserLeave September 29, 2020
To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.
I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.
by 161455 March 08, 2015
Anyone who realises what they have just said or done has gone down like a lead balloon and does the May turn faster than Johan Cruyff.
I will be a difficult woman and push for a hard Brexit, no, I'm doing the May Turn please, please, please prop up my government.
by waynemeister June 10, 2017
Stop being the pot turning the kettle black unless you are an angel yourself. one of the reasons Hillary Clinton lost the election in 2016 is because she tried to be the pot turning the kettle black when it came to finding negative things to say about Donald Trump
by sexydimma November 17, 2016
When a driver makes a turn into the far lane, rather than properly turning into their own lane and then signalling to move into the far lane; happens with either left or right turns;
by Safetychick August 20, 2021
The point at which a republican realizes that there are no better options and begins to act as if he is, and always has been, a viable candidate.
John fervently opposed Donald trump until Jeb Bush dropped out. Now we have lost yet another to The Turning.
by RandomAfroGuy April 10, 2016
by la A-town January 07, 2011