The act of when someone goes to give you a high five, instead of slapping their hand, form a fist, stick your thumb out, and hit their open palm with the bottom of your hand (the part of your fist opposite your thumb sticking out) then proceed to wiggle your thumb while your hand is on their palm, saying "gobble gobble gobble."
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
Thus forming a turkey to thwart their efforts of slappin' five.
by AustinTsunami October 08, 2008
by t-grex November 18, 2018
Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
by DildoBob March 27, 2014
Person 1: Omg I don't even finish my sentence and Amie was just there like snapping at me
Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
Person 2: Ikr she's such a turkey
by Chubby bunny 69 February 17, 2015
A secret spazz. A turkey is someone who has the appearance of being calm and even borderline monotonous, but just when you think they've fallen asleep with their eyes open, they bust a cringe-worthy dance move, make a psycho face, or a variety of other random shenanigans that will probably cause you to laugh with them. See also dingus.
Guy1: Dude, that swoll guy, Matt, over there is so chill. I don't even think he has emotions. Is he even blinking?
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
Guy2: No way broseph, he's a straight turkey!
by A Credible Source June 12, 2015
by Turkish Kurdish Human July 18, 2016
by The Shizzole March 05, 2003