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1. A person who is goofy and comical in demeanor but also highly skilled in the craft of Firefighting.
2. One who displays a deliberate act of stupidity.
3. A conniving bastard who manipulates the system to their own advantage.
2. One who displays a deliberate act of stupidity.
3. A conniving bastard who manipulates the system to their own advantage.
1. Jimmy is quite a TurkeyHead, but did you see him save those children from the raging inferno?
2. That woman cut you off! What a TurkayHead.
3. Baker has three class B shirts? What a TurkeyHead.
2. That woman cut you off! What a TurkayHead.
3. Baker has three class B shirts? What a TurkeyHead.
by Sam Faint October 28, 2007
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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The only reason your sister isn't a chicken head is because she graduated college, although her choice of boyfriends makes her a turkey head.
by Worldhead November 27, 2009
4
When you use a rubber glove (held together at the base of your penis with a runner band) as a condom and you put your penis in the middle finger and yell GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!!! while you stick it in her ear.
I ran out of condoms last night and had to give this chick a turkey head. Its a good thing I keep all those rubber gloves handy.
by Gerald417 August 29, 2007
5
When a fat girl is performing oral sex, and her double or triple chins tickle the person's testicles
by Abraham Autumnwood August 19, 2010
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Hardcore reluctantly, against all better judgements, was obligated to paint a turkey heads face white during a contract bang video.
by PseudoMan420X May 01, 2011