A lesbian who performs oral sex to another woman; A carpetmuncher

a girl who is ugly with flab around her neck which tends to wobble

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.

Play on the phrase 'Perky Tits'.

Long nipples that stick out like the plastic thermometer does on a frozen turkey when it's ready.

When she’s making a gobbling sound like a turkey on your penis when giving head and her hand is rolling back and forth on it as well.

A turkey run is a very long run in a team until the whole team pukes. It is done before or after Christmas dinner