by cnlballa October 12, 2003
The turkey is performed by a male who drops his pants and bends over with his legs slightly spread while making crazy gobbling sounds. It is called the turkey because the hanging scrotum looks like the thing which hangs from the turkey's beak.
by TheTurkey March 31, 2005
Contrary to popular belief, the turkey is neither a country OR a bird eaten on most north american thanksgivings. The turkey is a sexual act performed by men, used to seduce women (followed swiftly by sliding it in) and to gain respect from ones peers.
To perform the turkey, one must have exceptionally massive testicles (two nuts are better than one), to begin with, and one exceedingly saggy sack (aka - scrotum).
1. Drop your trousers to the knee area, or remove them entirely.
2. Place your limp biscuit as far behind your sack as is physically possible without pain (pick a side, I prefer the right).
3. Pull that saggy monster and its companions away from your body, all the while maintaining the position of your johnson.
4. The only thing showing should be your package minus your dick, so start GOBBLING LIKE A TURKEY. The only way the true humour and sexuality of the turkey shines through is if you can talentedly gobble away whilst your friends or chubi are laughing or staring, keeping your concentration.
To perform the turkey, one must have exceptionally massive testicles (two nuts are better than one), to begin with, and one exceedingly saggy sack (aka - scrotum).
1. Drop your trousers to the knee area, or remove them entirely.
2. Place your limp biscuit as far behind your sack as is physically possible without pain (pick a side, I prefer the right).
3. Pull that saggy monster and its companions away from your body, all the while maintaining the position of your johnson.
4. The only thing showing should be your package minus your dick, so start GOBBLING LIKE A TURKEY. The only way the true humour and sexuality of the turkey shines through is if you can talentedly gobble away whilst your friends or chubi are laughing or staring, keeping your concentration.
As Caggy was performing the turkey in the dressing room, Coach Dad walked in and let out a comical holler, both in shock, awe, and disbelief of the young man's sackular mass.
Caggy was showing his new chubi the turkey and this followed by her jackin' him off while she was suckin' his thang.
Caggy was showing his new chubi the turkey and this followed by her jackin' him off while she was suckin' his thang.
by Caggy March 16, 2008
A 6 Person Sex Position, where in a woman simultaneously has oral sex, gives 2 guys hand jobs and is penetrated vaginally and anally. called the turkey because of the gobbling sound produced by the woman.
by Disco Dick_Toby August 16, 2006
by sanata soniltina April 21, 2006
a country that
1. obviously has no girls
2. INVENTED the webcam
3. is full of overaged men trying to get young girls to cam with them
1. obviously has no girls
2. INVENTED the webcam
3. is full of overaged men trying to get young girls to cam with them
turkish guy-hey babe how are you
underage girl-fine
turkish guy-let see pussy u
underage girl-ew no
turkish guy-come babe please
underage girl-go away
turkish guy-open boobs
underage girl-where are u from
turkish guy-turkey
underage girl-*blocks*
...ACTUAL CONVERSATION
underage girl-fine
turkish guy-let see pussy u
underage girl-ew no
turkish guy-come babe please
underage girl-go away
turkish guy-open boobs
underage girl-where are u from
turkish guy-turkey
underage girl-*blocks*
...ACTUAL CONVERSATION
by leann... August 1, 2007