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Turkey neck is when a dirty bitch gobble gobbling on that fat cock!!
Yo, Jennifer gave me that good turkey neck last night!!
by Big Luke Murphy January 05, 2018
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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a turkey neck is simply when an elderly person (usualy female) has loose flab around her neck which tends to wobble when she/he moves. Often women of a certain age wear alot of turtle neck jumpers to cover their sagging necks.
"I get turned on by turkey necks, they're just so fun to slap about when we're making love."

"Sicko!"
by Master Dan McCabe January 03, 2004
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The shaft of an old, wrinkled penis
That cunt refused to suck my turkeyneck, which was as purple as an iris
by The Phantom August 04, 2003
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Basically your balls are mysteriously fixed to your penis in a web-like fashion
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(Penoscrotal Web)
The patient had a history of an aggressive circumcision at birth. He has hair on the base of the penis that he shaved, upper scrotum attached to the base of penis and a penoscrotal web (turkey neck) of entire lower surface of penis to the glans (head) giving the appearance of a short penis and deformed scrotum.
by diy January 10, 2006
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a turkey neck is when you get soo fat that you have to store some of the excess fat down under the penil region. the reason it is called a "turkey neck" is because it looks like the gross neck of a turkey. if you look at any picture of a turkey you will see why it is called this. it can be used as a noun or a verb
"timmy, you dont have to be such a turkey neck" or "yeah, i was turkey necking it up last night at that one party" or even "im so fat that i have a turkey neck and it hurts :*("
by nate A. May 08, 2006
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Derogatory term for a person, essentially calling him a limp dick, which is roughly what a turkey neck looks like.

Perhaps first popularized in the early 1960s by a pro wrestler called The Crusher. Memorialized in the 1964 novelty song by The Novas titled The Crusher , featuring lead vocals by the wrestler himself.
From the song: "Do The Crusher, you turkey necks, everybody's doing it."
by jawbone November 26, 2009
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