A turkey sub is how we roll in P-town. A gesture of greeting, joy, or excitement. Involves one person giving a high-five and another giving them a fist. When the high-five meets the fist, the magic of the turkey sub is formed.

Was first developed when Person A had already committed too much to the high-five, and did not have time to adjust to Person B's rock, thus causing them to grab said person's rock and enclose it with the palm of their hand and shake it like an idiot.

Is most likely found when first meeting a stranger and not knowing their handshake methodology preference. Whatever they bring, just bring the opposite. If they bring the rock, give that rock a high-five! If they bring the high-five, bring the heat with your rock. Good times.

Can also be found in a 12-inch version.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A fat person, or person who eats a large amount.

Someone who eats and excessive amount and should be fat, but is not.

when eat out a thanksgiving turkey while she's under the influence of suboxone

it is a fat kid that wont stop eating and his name is kieron sullivan