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To inhale a roach while finishing off a joint. Often causes uncontrollable laughter among your friends.
by Hiwatt25 November 13, 2007
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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when you splurt on a chicks face and you wait until the cum drips down under her chin and you yell out "gobble gobble!"
by Mike Locke May 19, 2004
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When a kidney stone is stuck in the urethra, you ejaculate on a girls face, causing the stone to exit and hit her. Similar to shooting a turkey while hunting, and a play on the term "money shot".
by EliteLS June 26, 2019
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Typically during Thanksgiving, take a shot of tequila followed by a shot of Turkey fat and immediately go
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out
"GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!" like a turkey and freak your family the fuck out
Brother: Dude, do the turkey shot bet u wont lmao
Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!
Me: **downs shots** "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"
Kids: *cry*
Mother: You're adopted
Dad: Someone call the ambulance, grandma's having a heart attack!
by Jerkmyturkey November 11, 2019