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When someone named Joseph is trying to support his friend who's sad on his birthday
but is a fucking retard and fucks it up
but is a fucking retard and fucks it up
Cody: what's wrong junior its your birthday *cough* *cough* Joseph
Joseph: Oh so its my turn now your not going to talk over me now dude...
Joseph: So whats wrong uh dude uh you cant be sad on your turkday
Cody: What the fuck is a turkday Joseph
Joseph: *Grunt* Dude I stuttered I meant birthday
Cody: Turkday sounds nothing like birthday joseph!
Joseph: Oh so its my turn now your not going to talk over me now dude...
Joseph: So whats wrong uh dude uh you cant be sad on your turkday
Cody: What the fuck is a turkday Joseph
Joseph: *Grunt* Dude I stuttered I meant birthday
Cody: Turkday sounds nothing like birthday joseph!
by TurkDay January 01, 2019
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Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020