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A disagreement or fight between two lesbians.
Oh shit, Janice and Holly in a fierce turf war.
by BanjaxedNow October 26, 2017
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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a war in which the principle ammunition is clods of soil and grass, usually propelled with the hands.
the kids on our side of the street would rather die than forfeit a turf war.
by istanbel July 27, 2006
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The main mode in the game Splatoon, where squid-kid hybrids have to ink the most turf of a stage to win.
Person 1: I lost by 0.5 percent in Turf War yesterday!
Person 2: I lost by 0.2.
Person 1: R.I.P dude
by duckdusk January 18, 2020
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When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
Holy shit last Night I gave her a turf war and she went crazy
by Sunstorm June 05, 2020
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When you stick your entire head up someone’s ass
I gave a turf war last night and she went crazy
by Sunstorm June 05, 2020
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