The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.
Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021
by Riley finn January 17, 2015
by Scibby January 31, 2008
Word associated with the initial shockwaves involved during the process of passing wind.
Made up by several factors... smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.
Made up by several factors... smell, vibration, victim reaction, stink longevity and effective radius.
by DeV1Se October 16, 2006
JP: Would you like another pint of Guiness mate?
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.
WS: I'm 12 pints in mate and experiencing major Turdulence. I gotta drop these kids off first.
by Wayne T Scott July 17, 2008
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
Turdulence
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
The act of emptying ones bowel mid flight in the cockpit.
The vibrations in the airplane seat caused by the release of a non-gaseous air biscuit.
by Stubey 77 May 30, 2011
I made it up from turbulence, replacing the b with a d. Therefore referring to a turd. In short it means bullshit.
I'm so sick of this turdulence!
by Conor May 30, 2004