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Nasty wilted dirty salad vegies and slimy mealy tomatoes.

Often served in restuarants or by your friends.
"Eww I just ate a Turdmato."
by Capooter February 25, 2009
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May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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