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The act of pushing a turd out of your bootyhole.
What are you doing?”
“Turding”
by le turd July 22, 2019
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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1. The act of being or acting like a turd
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking
John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.
by VIGOROUS JONESY July 31, 2011
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A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.
Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!
by Maydew November 22, 2006
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The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane
Mary was turding on her way to work
by Govna Tuey December 07, 2019
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The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.
Larry: Welcome back, how was the poop?
Chickie: I wasn't turding!!!!!
by rusrsrn July 28, 2020
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A girl attempting to twerk, but really looks like she is shaking off a turd from her butt.
Look at that girl turding over there! Yeah, she must not have wiped well.
by Mattysgurl March 16, 2020
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