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The opposite of Midas Touch: magically transform the object into faeces i.e. turd -> turdify.
Keep him away from this project, he tends to turdify stuff.
by Itsworsethanthat January 06, 2011
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1) to shit, 2) to turn something into shit.
1) I will turdify your sorry ass!
2) I do believe the weather has begun to turdify.
3) My love for you could turdify mountains.
4) When in doubt, turdify.
by con sarn January 11, 2004
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