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Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.
by Coop Dupe January 03, 2020
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something good growing out of a bad background
He grew up with those dead-beat parents, and got straight A's? He's a real turdblossom.
by 89 December 19, 2004
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A turd blossom is annoying. They do a lot of annoying things. They will bother you or not hang out with you when you are bored. They are a blossom of turds.
She told me I looked bad, she is such a turd blossom.

Kelly: can you come over and watch TV?
Martha: sorry no, I have homework.

Kelly: you are such a turd blossom
by Happy sunshine rain November 21, 2016
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Making one shit while the other person is performing anal on the shitter. Therefore you are the shitee.
"Hey boy how about we forget the missionary and doggy and go turdblossom style!"
by Noneofyobuisness April 25, 2010
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When a little piece of poop gets stuck in the fur outside a dog's butt and dangles
She kept wagging her tail to get rid off the turd blossom, but it kept hanging on.
by Mama Turd March 15, 2009
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(noun) Your girlfriend's little brother. See also teebs and t.b..
"What's the turd blossom up to these days?"
by HarryBalzac February 15, 2008
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Turd Blossom is a made up word from a thirteen year old kid who is best friends with the kid who created beanstab (look it up on the urban dictionary) Turd Blossom is a word used as an insult.
Man 1: Hi Jaemie!
Jaemie: Get out of my way you Turd Blossom
by G3T GH05T3D October 31, 2018
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