tit turd

Dumber than the dumbest mutherfucka

You are a tit turd

by Monty ray October 15, 2022

rat turd

someone you really like!

i really love jeremy, he’s such a rat turd

by nameshdbdbbde November 5, 2021

Teamwork Turd Pile

When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.

I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!

by curlypoo December 25, 2020

turd pony

A shitty unicorn. Yep.

"Bruh, I can't wait to buy stick in Uber, it's such a unicorn"
"No dude, they're a bunch of molesters, Uber's really a turd pony."

by Tr0l1er January 1, 2018

Turd Slurp

The act of eating ass; annalingus

E.g. Billy went home and turd slurped the hell outta his girlfriend.

by Schmorgan May 24, 2018

turd filled

full of excrement logs

dude look at that turd filled mug!

by urghuofd9gui December 6, 2021

turd gravy

Big hairy crap followed by liquid shit sauce or turd gravy

Man I just took a hairy dump complete with turd gravy

by Professional Dumper April 6, 2016