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A layer of toilet paper put into the toilet to prevent a back splash whilst taking a dump.
Russ don't forget to lay out the turd trampoline. Protect that ass from the shit water splash.
by 123bdk March 29, 2021
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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