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Turd Timer
A
timer
used to find out how long it took you to
push out
one of your
turds
.
I heard that Ben just got
a minute
and
22
seconds on his
turd timer
.
by
The Chocolate Leopard
April 10, 2010
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Turd Timer
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May 11 Word of the Day
compost me
A
euphemism
for “
kill me
” now that
composting
oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right
, why
don
’t you
just
compost me?
by
Dr Bunnygirl
March 22, 2020
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compost me
neck gaiter and mug.