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Noun; synonyms: Turd Shorts and Turd Trousers, a middle aged douchebag residing in the southwestern part of the United States, usually likes to build houses and/or work on cars, has a high affinity for racing of any type
Friend 1: "Wow dude! Your dad is a REAL turd pants!!"
Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"
Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"
Friend 2: "I know man...I just can't believe he worked for NASCAR"
Friend 1: "Yeah a turd pants like him prolly gets alot of ass HAHA!"
by Quokes June 13, 2007
May 3 Word of the Day
Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015