Perhaps the most powerful being in existence, he stores his excess power in a magical fedora for the day that those he created rise up in rebellion against him.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

Commonly referred to as “Tuna” this man is a god in all forms. As decreed by ancient law, any person to come across a Tunay is to bow and offer greetings. A delicious fish and a fantastic friend.