Customer- "Where would i find the Tuna Fish?"

Grocer Cedric- "The chicken of the sea is located in aisle 11. I would also recommend Turkey of the sea, also."

Customer- "What is the Turkey of the sea?"

Grocer Cedric- "It's your mom. Ha, no, im kidding. Theres no such thing as the Turkey of the sea"

Customer- "You are a comic"
by The_Buddy August 13, 2010
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"That ain't puddin' honey,
That ain't pie,
That's the stuff that you got me by . . . "
by cornholio October 09, 2003
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being attractive to a women who has an stinky, slimy, bloody vagina
i went tuna fishing today and i caught a 300 pounder
by teege March 07, 2005
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tuna fish is a sketchy little mother f***** that follows dog walkers around down town at midnight with a green flashlight. when found, the tuna fish will escape with its hands in its pockets hiding away the shame of being found by an awesome person. tuna fish arent agressive, but they are clever and will tickle people to the point of orgasms.
a creepy little tuna fish just fingered my anus
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(Noun) Refers to a female's groin region, especially between the labia, often in conjunction with oral sex (cunnilingus). Can imply the area needs cleaning.
1. Marcie's boyfriend ate her out so much, her friends said his favorite food was tuna fish taco.

2. Janet's pussy smelled awful but Linda ate her out anyway. Linda was proud she soldered through Janet's tuna fish taco.

3. The pussy stank was like a week old tuna fish taco.
by The Gourmet March 30, 2014
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A metal can thats is 1 inch long and 3 inches in diamter that contain tuna fish.
That guy is hung like a can of tuna fish.
by Postelrich July 23, 2006
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