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The website where all of the attention-seeking feminist land whales go to make themselves feel good. On Tumblr, having autism is normal. On Tumblr, it's okay to be 200 pounds overweight, because everybody else is, too.
Tumblr land whale: Omfg, 4chan just raided my blog!!! D::::
by Angelic Pudding July 16, 2014
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Tumblr is a magical place. It's a place you can go to whenever you are feeling sad or lonely or simply unable to cope with real life. It's a place for dreamers and believers and overly obsessive people to unite and talk and vent and rant and best of all, it's a place where you can just be yourself and not be judged. The only downside to tumblr, it's terribly addictive.
Dear Lord,

I wish I could fly away to Neverland with Peter Pan. That place is so magical.

Sincerely, a dreamer.

Dear Dreamer,

Get a tumblr. It's more magical than you'd expect.

Sincerely, The Lord.
by Rainingfairies April 07, 2011
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A blog site...The end of your social life.
*Friday Night*
Person 1: Hey, you wanna do something tonight?
Person 2:Nahhh, I gotta update my Tumblr.
by mexxxxxxxxxxx May 23, 2011
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a hipster watering hole aka a too-indie-for-you blog.

chances are you already have one or else you wouldn't be searching for it here.

mostly filled with filipino bloggers who mostly blog about pictures of triangles in space.
they like to use internet memes, most commonly 4chan memes, and claim it as their own.
1. blogger: 'FFFFFUUUUU' should be tumblr's catchphrase because we made it up and made it famous lolol

2. ▲
by wolfshirtsareforfaggots November 17, 2009
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Facebook Person: You're never online anymore! Where have you been?
Tumblr Person: A magical place full of unicorns and cartoons eating cereal.
Facebook Person: Oh... well I'm thinking about getting a Tumblr. Do you have one?
Tumblr Person: Don't join that! Its a virus! I tried to join and it crashed my computer! You probably shouldn't go on it.
by rebloggingunicorns April 30, 2011
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ITS A VIRUS.

That's what everyone will say about it.
You don't speak of tumblr at school,
with your friends or family.

Tumblr.com is a place for you to get away
from reality.

You'll regret asking anyone you know to join it.
If your homophobic, you won't last long on tumblr
considering most people on tumblr are either gay,
bi, lesbian or support them.

You can say anything you want on tumblr and not get
judged for it because most people will feel the same way.

Facebook is very judgy.
Tumblr. Is completely different.

There are super cool blogs, and you should check them out.

If you like something, press 'Reblog' (it'll be on your blog)
or the heart. (its like the facebook like)

Reblogging is a way to put the picture/audio/quote on YOUR blog but give the original person who post it up credit.

Also, there are really cool themes for customizing.
You can also add music to your blog.

tumblr-layouts.tumblr.com
^^ that will give you all the extra features.
you can figure the rest out.

but when you sign up,

the url will be like this:

___(whatever you want)____.tumblr.com

you can make your url really cheesy and cute like
(btw, these arent real blogs) :

loveforeverxx.tumblr.com

or straight up like your name:

amy11293.tumblr.com

be creative, and have fun!
(these are real)

fuckperiods.tumblr.com (perfect for pmsing girls!)

tumblr4men.tumblr.com (funny pictures of messing up cheesy pictures!)

diaryoflittlesecrets.tumblr.com (really cute quotes)
by unicornshavemustaches May 24, 2011
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A place where you can express yourself, where no one will judge you. You can reblog anything you want. You can tell your followers anything. Its basically a place to vent, and for whoever will listen. It's very time consuming, because it's more than amazing. You'll find yourself on it more than talking to people. and hanging out with friends. It's a place to be free.
Tumblr person: I love tumblr. It's the only place I can be myself.
Other tumblr person: I know. I wanna keep mine forever.
by itsxjustxmexxD December 12, 2010
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