people who either
1. post naked pictures
2. own a 5,000 dollar camera
3. take cute pictures with their boyfriend/girlfriend
4. are flawless
5. all of the above
1. post naked pictures
2. own a 5,000 dollar camera
3. take cute pictures with their boyfriend/girlfriend
4. are flawless
5. all of the above
me: *post epic picture*
-10 minutes later.... 2 notes
tumblr famous people: *post picture of grass*
-10 minutes late....1,000 notes
-10 minutes later.... 2 notes
tumblr famous people: *post picture of grass*
-10 minutes late....1,000 notes
by thatonechickkkk February 29, 2012
OTD: when someone loves tumblr so much they become addicted, delete their social life, live forever alone, eat a lot, and have more followers than friends.
Boy: Hey Lindsay, will you go out with me?
Girl: Sorry can't my Obsessive Tumblr Disorder says I'm not allowed to have social interactions outside of tumblr. :)
Girl: Sorry can't my Obsessive Tumblr Disorder says I'm not allowed to have social interactions outside of tumblr. :)
by tumblrloverOTD January 07, 2012
Most Loyal, caring people you could meet online. They always know whats up. Probably the nicest fandom. they can have their mood swings, especially when it comes to Jelena. but they all have Justin's and each others backs. They are oveflowing with swag.
by belieber123456789 December 17, 2011
DeMarcus: yo what's this cool site tumblr all about?
Shaquayquaydiddylaundraesha: cmon man haven't you heard about the five pillars of tumblr?
Shaquayquaydiddylaundraesha: cmon man haven't you heard about the five pillars of tumblr?
by Steven Joseph Brown April 03, 2017
a small part of tumblr made up of intellectuals that doesn't spend their time obsessing over fandoms or bands and instead tries to keep themselves scientifically literate by reading scientific articles and wants every body to be educated and care about science.
The other part of tumblr occasionally asks the science side random questions that are more often than not ignored whitch leads to the other side of tumblr questioning if the science side exists at all.
The other part of tumblr occasionally asks the science side random questions that are more often than not ignored whitch leads to the other side of tumblr questioning if the science side exists at all.
"Science side of tumblr does mayo work as good lube?"
*science side rolls their eyes and continues to ponder about the universe and read a Carl Sagan quote*
*science side rolls their eyes and continues to ponder about the universe and read a Carl Sagan quote*
by Star Stuff February 19, 2014
A tumblr gf is a female you've never met with an attractive blog. A link to your tumblr gf's blog is featured on your main page menu links. You promote each other and are super cute.
by itsokaykid November 09, 2014
Tumblr Down Syndrome occurs when "edgy" teenage attention whores spend all their spare time on Tumblr.
Symptoms include:
1Feminazism
2Cutting ones own wrists in attempt to appear "edgy"
3Hating on cis white males
4Believing "cis" is an insult
5Writing shitty poetry
ie:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to kill myself.
6Listening to "obscure" bands such as mcr an 5sos
7Hating on one for having an opinion
8Creating cringey/cancerous fandoms
9Spewing bullshit via keyboard
10Pretending to be LGBT to appear "cooler"
Symptoms include:
1Feminazism
2Cutting ones own wrists in attempt to appear "edgy"
3Hating on cis white males
4Believing "cis" is an insult
5Writing shitty poetry
ie:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to kill myself.
6Listening to "obscure" bands such as mcr an 5sos
7Hating on one for having an opinion
8Creating cringey/cancerous fandoms
9Spewing bullshit via keyboard
10Pretending to be LGBT to appear "cooler"
Guy1: Hey ,You talk to that semi-gorgeous chick over there?
Guy2: Yeah, but it turns out she's got Tumblr Down Syndrome, you'll never get her.
Guy2: Yeah, but it turns out she's got Tumblr Down Syndrome, you'll never get her.
by Ni11ioN June 10, 2016