when two or more people who know each other in real life and on the blogging platform Tumblr decide to get online at the same time and blog together while chatting through another internet platform or texts.
C: Hey, are you gonna have internet tonight?
A: Yeah, why?
C: Let's go be hipsters and have a Tumblr Orgy.
A: Yeah, why?
C: Let's go be hipsters and have a Tumblr Orgy.
by litwit January 15, 2011
The exact same thing as a Basic Bitch but Tumblr.
Best characterised by:
Listening to - Arctic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood, Panic! at the disco, Cavetown, Billie Eilish, Jack Stauber, Joji, Gorillaz, half•alive, Hamilton
(Usually only listen to one or two of their most popular songs, e.g Jack Staubers "Buttercup")
Watching - Stranger Things, Steven Universe, Bee and Puppycat, Animation memes, Tik Tok memes, Hamilton animatics, Attack on Titan (or any anime, honestly)
Identify as some weird ass gender nobody's ever heard of, same thing with Sexuality.
Self Diagnose, usually depression.
Stay up late/ wake up late.
Use a Sailor moon profile picture.
Super short (dyed) hair.
3 piercings on each ear (or possibly gages), tattoos or odd body piercings, nose piercing of some kind (usually septum piercing).
Say "suck my dick" alot, "daddy", "i want to kill myself", "i identify as an attack helicopter" and other memes, sarcastic things, edgy shit or inside jokes.
Wear round glasses, sweaters, shirts that say shit like "im fine" on them, high waisted shorts, fishnet tights, Converse or combat boots.
Usually like art that is:
Black and white, Aesthetic, Edgy, Fake Happy, Furry, LGBTQ+, Skulls and roses, Guns, blurry background w/ white quote over it.
Say they're different, when in fact they just belong in the Tumblr Bitch group, which is just as big as the Basic Bitch group.
Best characterised by:
Listening to - Arctic Monkeys, The Neighbourhood, Panic! at the disco, Cavetown, Billie Eilish, Jack Stauber, Joji, Gorillaz, half•alive, Hamilton
(Usually only listen to one or two of their most popular songs, e.g Jack Staubers "Buttercup")
Watching - Stranger Things, Steven Universe, Bee and Puppycat, Animation memes, Tik Tok memes, Hamilton animatics, Attack on Titan (or any anime, honestly)
Identify as some weird ass gender nobody's ever heard of, same thing with Sexuality.
Self Diagnose, usually depression.
Stay up late/ wake up late.
Use a Sailor moon profile picture.
Super short (dyed) hair.
3 piercings on each ear (or possibly gages), tattoos or odd body piercings, nose piercing of some kind (usually septum piercing).
Say "suck my dick" alot, "daddy", "i want to kill myself", "i identify as an attack helicopter" and other memes, sarcastic things, edgy shit or inside jokes.
Wear round glasses, sweaters, shirts that say shit like "im fine" on them, high waisted shorts, fishnet tights, Converse or combat boots.
Usually like art that is:
Black and white, Aesthetic, Edgy, Fake Happy, Furry, LGBTQ+, Skulls and roses, Guns, blurry background w/ white quote over it.
Say they're different, when in fact they just belong in the Tumblr Bitch group, which is just as big as the Basic Bitch group.
A: Jesus christ I had to sit next to Skyler in class today
B: The Tumblr Bitch?
A: Yes, the Tumblr Bitch, all they kept blabbing on about was how their brother said there's definitely not 72 genders, and how they hope he dies
B: The Tumblr Bitch?
A: Yes, the Tumblr Bitch, all they kept blabbing on about was how their brother said there's definitely not 72 genders, and how they hope he dies
by AiMK September 24, 2019
by schlermph October 12, 2017
An idiot teenager who uses Tumblr
This teenager does many things such as
•Getting offended easily
•Very unoriginal
•Makes up genders
•Obsesses weirdly about emo bands
•Glorifies self harming and depression and mental illnesses and other bad stuff
•Is very fake and tries extremely hard to be unique
And the list goes on
This teenager does many things such as
•Getting offended easily
•Very unoriginal
•Makes up genders
•Obsesses weirdly about emo bands
•Glorifies self harming and depression and mental illnesses and other bad stuff
•Is very fake and tries extremely hard to be unique
And the list goes on
Person 1: Whats you and your friends (The tumblr fuck) favourite colour?
Person 2: Oh, my favourite color is blue, and her favourite color is yellow.
Tumblr fuck: Did you just call me "her"? That is transphobic, I AM A "THEY". I am neither gender.
*continuously goes on rant*
Things that qualify as tumblr fucks: Weeaboos, Furries, 'MOST' fangirls, and basically everything that is autistic.
Most Tumblr fucks are teenagers, but some do not grow out of it once they turn into an adult and that can be an issue.
Person 2: Oh, my favourite color is blue, and her favourite color is yellow.
Tumblr fuck: Did you just call me "her"? That is transphobic, I AM A "THEY". I am neither gender.
*continuously goes on rant*
Things that qualify as tumblr fucks: Weeaboos, Furries, 'MOST' fangirls, and basically everything that is autistic.
Most Tumblr fucks are teenagers, but some do not grow out of it once they turn into an adult and that can be an issue.
by Svorge February 21, 2016
Yet another neologism that cynical young guys use to put down feminism by dividing it's adherents into ever more fragmented subgroups and implying the usual misogynistic traits (narcissism, shallowness, irrationality, etc) instead of trying to learn a single thing about actual feminism or engaging with individuals on a level beyond that required for a supposed gotcha.
So your tumblr feminism is at least something to laugh at, while your typical facebook feminism is just a sad narcissistic joke and of course radical feminism is too extreme and intersectional fourth wave feminism is really just identity politics. Wow, man, look at that booty! Heya baby, got plans for tonight?!
by cutesprite May 16, 2016
A "Tumblr Girl" is simply a girl who wants to be perfect, not them self. She pretends she doesn't care that she is being used, then the feeling of am I loved kicks in and tears them apart. They start to cry, smoke, do drugs, drink, forget things. They post pics that look like they are happy as ever, when in reality they are miserable. They are seen as selfish and bitchy, but that's not them. They use aesthetics as almost like a cover up, or some sort. Bottom line: it's just a sad, broken, empty girl going after the wrong things as comfort.
'Cause I'm in love with these Tumblr girls, with skinny waists and drug habits
Pretty faces love status, she acts as if she's the baddest
Man I swear she's just like tons of girls, she expects the free drinks
And I'm successful she thinks, always comes around when weed stinks
We fuck off and on, off and on, only ever really fuck off and on
Never see her these days cause I'm often gone - G-Easy
Pretty faces love status, she acts as if she's the baddest
Man I swear she's just like tons of girls, she expects the free drinks
And I'm successful she thinks, always comes around when weed stinks
We fuck off and on, off and on, only ever really fuck off and on
Never see her these days cause I'm often gone - G-Easy
by Slatygirl June 27, 2018
It is used to describe a contemporary princess. When you see pictures of her, it invokes a lot of feelings of want. If you do have a relationship with her, it may be one-sided due to the nature of her virtual presence. She is someone you can imagine being your virtual girlfriend.
Credits to G-Eazy and his lyricist for clarifying this identity.
Credits to G-Eazy and his lyricist for clarifying this identity.
by ilikefruitsandcheese December 17, 2017